The madness that day 1 in my 2nd year was!!!!!

heyya fellows.....

Now, today my college reopened after almost half an years vacation.....and it came and went in the most absurd manner...no trust me...am speaking the truth!!!!.....

..here's a sneak-peek as to how the whole thing went!!!!.....

8:35 am (i was late for college...but that never was/is or will ever be an issue in MY college life!) i realized that my darling, Nitya and myself looked like mirror images...we almost had the same outfit...pink t-shirt and blue jeans!!...that’s not a big deal....but somewhere within I feel its worth being put down here!!

9:15 am " NO PRAYER......NO POWER..BUT A LOT OF INPUTS...." these r some of the random words i picked up before dozing off !!!We were forced into a retreat, and the padre (priest) spoke of things like this which made the least sense to me then....err...hmmm...not that it makes any sense now!!

9:37 am The priest is looking down and singing..that too with his eyes closed(bonus point).Our only chance to escape;the silver lining of my dark cloud!!!!!

9:38 am Plan to escape foiled by a freaked out Nitya!!!!!!!can u believe!!she actually didn'twant to get out!!!!!!arghh!!!

9:40 am The padre fell asleep!!

9:41 am Padre justifies his falling asleep~~he blames it all on Americans...no wait...and then he points a finger at us...and finally settles down and blames us...a lot of Teresian souls were hurt,trust me!!!!

10:00 am Padre singing.....Supposed to be English....Nitya,Maria and myself raps with "Yo’s"and "ahaan’s".....!!The song goes somewhat like this (at least that's what it sounded like).

"Elsa was waiting and constipating...calling out to lord,while waiting for her lovooove,Yo".

10:05 am Padre uses profanities incertitude's!!!...

10:35 am Convinced Nitya to bunk!!!!Went shopping...Wont explain much..(Censored for good).

11:00 am Agilaaaaaaaa.......(that's just another inside joke...too much to explain..so i shall leave that for some other time).

11:40 am Came back for lunch.switch on the classroom fan.Hell took over.The fan gurgled and slowed down.i stared at it with impending sense of doom.Slowly,grindingly,it was coming to a halt..."f!@#" screamed Nitya.....and the fan sprang into life,completely revitalized!!! I love the new technology!!!!

11:45 am Anu turned up.Poor chick couldn't find anyone to bunk the retreat with.

12:00 pm Remembered Fakrooo when “No bunking second session” was announced! Went to the retreat to get our attendance marked...and in some hope to flee from there!!!!!!

12:55 pm Cursed ourselves for going back there.

1:00 pm Cursed everyone else for the heck of it!

1:05 pm Yawn! (Me)

1:06 pm Yawn!!(Nitya)

1:07 pm Yawn!!!(Both)

1:15 pm Nitya didn't have the guts to bunk earlier on. But now she’s got enough of it to swear at the padre!!!!

1:20 pm The padre makes some weird noises!!

1:22 pm Girls around gossip about their guys...I sulk......It seems like Linkin Park wrote "in the end” with me in mind!!!....the words mean so much!!!!

1:30 pm Yawn!!!(Nitya)

1:31 pm Yawn!!(Me)

1:32 pm Yawn (both)

1:33 pm Yawn (Anu joins in)

1:45 pm ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…snorrrreee!!!!

1:55 pm Padre, “There are many people waiting for you in hell".

2:00 pm Not fair!!Times up..and this guy(Padre)is still singing!!!FAKRUDHINNNNN!!I tell you!!!!!!!

2:13 pm We realized that we were locked in!!!!!So finally jumped through the window to get out!!!!Praise the lord!!!!

2:30 pm Had a heck of a trip back home!!the multitudes in the bus literally squeezed the lunch out of me!!!

2:50 pm reached home~safe and sound~in one piece~ALIVE!!!

Hallelujah!!!